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    The announcement of the Professor`s new book on Astrophysics and his wife`s new baby appeared simultaneously in the newspaper. Upon being congratulated on the proud event in the family. The Professor naturally thought of the achievement that cost him the greater effort.
    "Thank you," he replied modestly, "but I couldn`t have done it without the help of my two graduate students."
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    First was the turn of an American who went in...
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